Sorry about the your mom thing, it had to be done.


Dark Night -one shot-‘Twas a dark night, and everything was silent; in the distant hills the fire of the enemies burned, but slowly they were flickering... flickering out one by one, it had happened the enemy had moved first... everyone would be lost, they could hear the enemy in the hills like the rumble of thunder, and the tick of the clock counting down their last seconds to live, and then the rain came, and the hail pouring like a thousand bullets from the heavens above, and like a thousand tears from every mother the rain, and like a heart all in flame for the glory of battle the lightning lit the sky, and like the roar of many a lion’s victory the thunder cDark Night -one shot-


Lewis Caroll style -one shot-Louie and Dewie were standing in a fix Waiting for a ring to tell them it was supper Louie and Dewie were munching on bricks And Dewie was watching some little chicks While Louie was changing his name to Dix And food is read was called out by DupreLewis Caroll style -one shot-
They dreamed of love and nights Louie and Dewie and Dupre slept
They dreamed of burgers and bites They dreamed of lions and fights They dreamed of smiles and lights While somewhere a little girl wept
The little girl sobbed but life didn’t stop While everyone else, and some did weep Everyone else like


Must contain -one shot-It was late one night and Whoa Zamboni Jacobs was catching up on some papers for work. But he was getting awfully distracted and his mind began to wander he thought of the way he had acquired his nickname. Hmmph he stuttered slightly in his drowsiness, “My that is a strange story...”Must contain -one shot-
He had gotten the name Whoa Zamboni Jacobs, after his old job which he had been fired from after he almost ran someone flat with a Zamboni machine. He had than immediately been fired. He really whished he hadn’t done that it was an okay job. “hmmm... Better get back to these papers... Really late.”
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
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It's like, here's my head, and there's a wall in front of my head, and behind the wall is understanding. I can hit my head on the wall but that doesn't get me any closer to understanding.
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works
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